Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
#me at every exam ever taken
reblogging again for the comment
It has been an honour procrastinating with you all.
NO.
never forget.
RIP Millie 2004-2007
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this button
should not be that close to this button
another person understands
its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it
i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green
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DID THAT KITTEH JUST
JUST HUG IT’S HEAD
BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY
WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH
davestriderssnowflakegirlfriend:
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
Welcome To Britain..
Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..
And our future Monarchs are wizards…
Enjoy your stay.
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When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
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one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay
om FG
I CANnot BREAthEOH MY GOD I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Why do I love this?
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